if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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