My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
50% drunk capacity currently
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
wow bdsm is so cute
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