I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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