Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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