Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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