I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
