we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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