Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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