I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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