do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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