I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
