I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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