Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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