Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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