I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
