Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's never too late to be topless.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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