i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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