So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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