I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
