i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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