we have officially lost it.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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