Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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