U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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