im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Randomize
