The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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