ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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