You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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