Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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