did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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