on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish i was in the wii world.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Mom said you looked used
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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