I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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