she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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