I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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