So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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