I'm eating all of the evidence.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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