Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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