what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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