i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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