god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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