She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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