I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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