The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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