This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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