Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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