she was so not down for the gang bang
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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