Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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