It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
