Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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