It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Randomize
