people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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