She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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