i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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