Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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