She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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