At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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