Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She's the barista slut.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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