ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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