I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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